Jack and the Beanstalk: What a Whopper! - Tickets

4.8(40 ratings)

Jack and the Beanstalk: What a Whopper!

Pantomimes Christmas ComedyAdult

Charing Cross Theatre

DURATION

2 hr

CLOSING DATE

Until January 11, 2025

AGE LIMIT

Strictly for 18+

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Why watch Jack and the Beanstalk: What a Whopper!?

You're in for a pure panto mayhem, with a cheeky twist for grown-ups only. From the team behind Sleeping Beauty Takes a Prick, this one's bound to have you giggling all the way home!
Matthew Baldwin returns to slay (and sashay) as Dame Trott! After wowing audiences as Queen Gertrude, he’s back with more outrageous antics and more wigs than you can shake a beanstalk at.
Jack Trott is broke, gay, and... let’s say very eager. When he trades his cow for magic beans, he and his mum are in for a colossal surprise—get ready for the biggest, thickest stalk you've ever seen. Will the giant on top be... proportional?
Leave the kids at home—With a filthy script, saucy songs, and a wildly entertaining cast, it’s an adults-only adventure that’ll make your festive season a whole lot friskier.
Praise from last year’s panto? "Terrifically entertaining" (Gay Times), “The hit of the festive season” (The Stage). This year, expect more magic, mischief, and plenty of beans. Book your tickets today!

Get ready for a giant laugh with Jack and the Beanstalk: What a Whopper!—an uproariously naughty, adults-only pantomime from the masterminds behind Sleeping Beauty Takes A Prick (★★★★★ “the best adult panto in London” – Theatre Weekly). Written by Jon Bradfield and Martin Hooper, with songs by Jon Bradfield and direction by Andrew Beckett, this festive romp will leave your stockings in stitches.

Storyline

Jack Trott is broke, fabulously gay, and desperately thirsty, stuck on a rundown dairy farm miles away from the nearest Grindr match. When he trades their beloved cow for a few magic beans, his mum tosses them in the compost—and overnight, they sprout the biggest, thickest stalk they've ever laid eyes on. But wait... is there a giant at the top? And more importantly, is he proportionate?

Show timings

Show timings for Jack and the Beanstalk may vary every week. You can check the show timings for your preferred date at the next stage of booking.

Cast & crew

Leading Roles: Matthew Baldwin as the Dame
Written by: Jon Bradfield and Martin Hooper
Director: Andrew Beckett
Songs: Jon Bradfield

Note: Producers can not guarantee the appearance of any particular artist, which is always subject to illness and holidays.

Age & content guide

Children under the age of 18 are not permitted in the theatre.
This production contains strong language and innuendo, scenes of a sexual nature.
Latecomers will be admitted to the auditorium when a suitable break in the performance occurs but admission cannot always be guaranteed.

Charing Cross TheatreRead more

Built in 1910 in London, the Charing Cross Theatre is a listed building with a grand history of hosting entertainment superstars. The West End theatre can boast of variety, with Christmas pantomimes, TV Specials, and concerts alike being aired there. It is located in Argyll Street in Soho and has a seating of 2286.

Charing Cross Theatre Seating Plan will help you find the best seats in the theatre.

Getting there

Address: The Arches, Villiers St, London WC2N 6NL, United Kingdom

Train: Charing Cross Theatre is conveniently located beneath Charing Cross railway station.

Tube: The closest tube station to Charing Cross Theatre is Charing Cross Station.

Facilities & accessibility

Available Facilities: In-house bar, restrooms

Accessibility: Step-free access, wheelchair accessible, accessible restrooms, assistance dogs allowed

Additional information

Security: To ensure your comfort and security, you might encounter a few security checks when you arrive at the venue.
Dress code: Smart casual or semi-formal attire is the way to go.
Outside Food: While outside food isn't usually allowed, many theaters have cafes or restaurants nearby for you to check out before or after the show.

Tickets redemption

You’ll get an instant email confirmation right after you book your tickets.
Enjoy a hassle-free entrance to the venue by showing your mobile ticket and a valid photo ID – no printout necessary!

Cancellation & refunds

Tickets cannot be refunded, amended or rescheduled.

Ratings & reviews

4.8

40 ratings

Susan

Jan 2023Verified booking

5/5

The show was spectacular and the booking was so easy

Leila

Jan 2023Verified booking

5/5

We loved Jack and the Beanstalk! I booked tickets on my phone in a hire car on the way to London and it all worked really well.

Mrs

Jan 2023Verified booking

5/5

Laughed from beginning to end! Perfect panto. The seamless storyline was cleverly executed by a team of fabulous performers. A perfect Christmas gift and the best way to start the New Year!

Kalpagam

Jan 2023Verified booking

5/5

Outstanding show....Truly BRILLIANT... However I paid 155.00 per ticket( £310.00 for two tickets ) where as others seated around me paid only £95.00 per ticket. I gather that I should have bought the tickets directly from the London palladium site rather than agent site. I feel betrayed & angry...

Jamie

Dec 2022Verified booking

3/5

Ive seen the pantomime last year with my children and family and it was amazing. This pantomime the storyline was lost and it felt more about getting the jokes in more than the actual storyline. The storyline felt a bit lost you didnt really get the full experience of the story. But the jokes are always the highlight of the show but thwy were not blended into the show well and the storyline got lost.